The Only Brothel on Agoda
This is probably the first hotel that I've ever encouraged people to go, but wouldn't recommend staying. huh? Hotels are normally places you go to sleep but in Thailand, there are thousands of hotels that people simply don't sleep in. Short time hotels are very popular in Thailand especially curtain hotels which are my favorite but living in Bangkok now I've found that while it's more expensive you get your monies worth. So the hotel (which is really a new age soapy massage) is where I've been hanging out.
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I want to first say that I don't recommend booking this place to stay on Agoda at all, it's not a resort and it's not even a hotel in fact if you did book online I'm sure the staff are going to look at you like "WTF are you doing?". The Pretty Resort Hotel and Spa in Bangkok is really a short time hotel geared towards the Thai Market. I like to call these sorts of places Teen Massage Parlors because most of the girls are either late teens or early twenties and they bill them as a massage. Is it just a massage? Well that depends on how much you pay.
The prices? Well you get a room and a hand job starting at 1700, full service sex starts at 2000-3400 but make sure you say so before you go to the room because if you don't they want 4000 on top of the 1700! When you walk into the lobby there are two areas of girls, one side is just pretty girls the other side on the plush couches are the super models. The pretty girls have better service IMHO.
This place is more like a soapy massage than anything else but it's just surprising why it's even on Agoda. Read some of the comments about the hotel and it'll make you laugh! One lady brought her parents to Thailand and stayed there. LOL Don't people read comments about a place before they book it! geez.
Anyway this place is one of 10 different new generation soapy massage joints around Bangkok that I recommend and will be posting more information about in the coming months, little slow cause I want to try them all out first.
What I loved most about this place is the first time I went there I just walked in the lobby to check out the talent. Then a week later I went again and they were all different girls! Just like my last post about bar girls, these girls, especially the good looking girls you need to book in advance, which is difficult seeing they don't post the damn photos of new girls anywhere and when they do they don't show their faces! Problems we mongers have to endure, it's a tough life but someone's gotta do it!
Tough life indeed, but please do it for us mate! 😀
Next time someone I haven’t talked in 10 years contacts me out of the blue, asking of I could recommend a hotel in Bangkok for a friend of theirs I have never met, this will be the place I recommend them to book on Agoda. Using me to look cool for knowing someone who lives here? F them!
555 love that idea!