How NOT to take Cialis at a Soapy Massage
I'm on vacation in Pattaya right now it's been 9 months since I've been down here so I thought I'd check out all the old traps and what is a trip to Pattaya without visiting one of the famous soapy massage parlors in Pattaya. What I thought was just another routine evening turned into a learning experience for taking Cialis.
I'm walking up second road towards the massage parlor and stop at a stall selling some movies and some porn flicks when the guy asked me if I wanted some Viagra. Normally I just laugh and move on but it was one of those nights I thought I'd try something new. Next thing you know I bought a few Cialis off the guy. I don't have an erectile dysfunction problem but i'm about to pay 2000 baht for a soapy and drinks so why not make the best of it I thought it would be fun.
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I decided to head over to the beer bars and have 3 drinks before I head into the soapy. The plan was to have 3 drinks to get a slight buzz then pop the pill wait 15 minutes and head into the soapy pick the girl. You probably already suspect what happens next.
So I have the first few drinks having a joke and laugh with the girls at the beer bar and halfway through the third drink I popped the pill. Thing is it was hot and I was thirsty after walking so I can't remember how long after I took the pill till i went into the soapy but it wouldn't have been 15 minutes.
Feeling good I get a drink pick the girl and go up to the room. At this point I'm starting to think a lot because well I don't feel any extra feeling or anything in fact I'm feeling less than average and this is making me think about it even more, now i'm just paranoid that this guy flogged me some rip off fake and i'm gonna start tripping instead. The whole time there I was just paranoid and the whole experience sucked.
So I leave the soapy all pissed that this guy sold me some rip off shit so I start walking back to the guy who sold it to me. But I never read the instructions or anything in fact there wasn't anything cause i just bought the pills. I didn't know how long it takes or anything i figured it would start kicking in after about 20 minutes.
I'm about to get to this guys stall when I stop in my tracks. Omg it's kicking in. I'm way down the road when it starts and I can hardly walk. Man what a waste now I'm figuring out what to do next. Fuck it, i grab another baht bus and head back to the soapy massage. I walk in and the guy asks me if I forgot something. I said no, back for another round I said, the guy and another 5 employees are just staring at me, the look on their face was priceless.
HaHa. Funny story. Hey Chris you ride your bike to Pattaya? I just rented CBR 500 and doing the Mae Hong Son loop.
the roads are very slow more annoying than anything on a bigger bike, enjoy the loop, some beautiful sights!
haha thats awesome, I,ve never had any luck with the chinese ripoffs although some say they get results , or with the viagra ripoffs never had cialis must give it a burl oneday..
it was awesome when it finally kicked in.
The next time a trip to the pharmacy
I think so, lesson learned.
You’re a fucking chump. These things genrally take longer then 15 minutes to kick in, sometimes way more than an hour. Beaides you can walk into any old pharmacy in Pattaya and they will sell you Indian made Kamagra that doesnt cost 2,000 baht, is guarnteed safe and works. Anyway who goes to Pattaya for a soapy experience when there are so many more women available cheaper and a more genuine shag. Also, cialis is only useful to virile young me when you’re going to be shagging all night long, n these soapy placess the moment you shoot your load its all over.
I thought it come slowly and it would really hit by the time i was in there after the soapy and getting into business i didn’t wait long enough i lost track of time, dumb move on my part.
Yes mate, better to go get a Kamagra gel from a pharmacy, about 80 baht, and kick in within 10 mins…
Next time.